pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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