We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Alive.
So much puke
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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