just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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