Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
We won't sleep together?
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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