ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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