now i know why i became what i already was.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
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