Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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