he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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