Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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