I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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