My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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