dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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