The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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