We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
It's just like the Real World with babies
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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