There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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