I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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