She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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