Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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