YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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