If i could tip my vagina, i would.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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