you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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