hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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