I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
He passed out mid-signature
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Randomize
