You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Randomize
