My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Randomize