Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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