Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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