D3 body, D1 cock
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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