Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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