It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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