how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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