You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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