It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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