Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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