North Korea, Best Korea!
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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