your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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