all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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