So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
