how can u be prego again
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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