It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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