Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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