how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
MIDGETS
????
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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