Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Randomize
