That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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