i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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