I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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