I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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