Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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