how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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