Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
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