I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Randomize
