so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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