we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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