I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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