Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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