Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
it hurts more in the daytime
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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